Caillou and Ross from the TV show Friends = same energy
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this whole game is an ad for disney world
Static electricity crackling between sheets as you settle into bed kicks ass
In the past two months two of my former customers at the pawn shop have been arrested as persons of interest for two, entirely separate, stabbings.
why buy blush when u can just find a girl who makes you blush (ec)
waving the waiter for some booster teeth. dentures so that babies can eat real food from an earlier age than nature intended. don’t worry about it.
white people think being called an asshole for doing something is the same as not being allowed to do it
I don’t like to check my bank account because it stresses me out. But not knowing how much money I have also stresses me out. I live from panic to panic.
Kinda really wanna makeout with Jodie Whittaker.
i'm just a ben shapiro looking for his children's size 6 trousers